Something really Metal \m/

Evil Guide Plan

Objective: criminal activities.

Motive: madness

Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first devour the chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, alarmed by my arrival. Who is this spammer they ask? Where did she come from? WHY is she so small? -And why does she look so good in a frog costume?

Stage Two
Next, I must seize control of the Eiffel tower. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do my every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, I will demonstrate my secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal \m/ my name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies (or not), and no man will ever again dare sabotage my music career (DARN YOU, childens MGP!). Everyone will bow before my dazzling good looks, and the world will have no choice but to name me Evil Man/Woman of the Year.


TIME WELL SPENT!